watching the decline and fall of a house of cards

Monday, July 31, 2006

The Anal Bonus?

It seems that one of the most common complaints from the fienux guys is getting “da head” in the run up to the annual bonus. Is this a common occurrence or just a small vocal group? Let us know: is it the annual bogus? Did you get head (from someone other than Chappy)? Or, did they, for the most part, stick to their word?


  • At 1:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I got reamed in 2003. Done by Da Head a month prior to my bonus being due. I could have expected it from klutz as he's a hardnosed guy but chappy is so two faced. He took me out for drinks the week before Donna did the deed.

  • At 8:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    In London some years ago, Klutz improperly dismissed an employee in violation of labour laws. The matter went before a tribunal, and the employee was awarded a large settlement. After that, Klutz & Co read up a bit on UK labour law and started dismissing many people just ahead of their one year anniversary and/or dismissing them just before a bonus was due. Believe the chap that took Klutz before the tribunal works at Infosys now.

  • At 10:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Happens all the time. Been at Finetix 11 months & Katz fired me to avoid paying a bonus. Weeks later they hired two more suckers with similar skills and sent them in to a client on the back of my resume.

    Only way to avoid this is to make sure you're on a client site when your bonus is due otherwise your for the chop.


  • At 12:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Very recently, Feunix courted a bizdev guy in the London office. Made him and offer, then withdrew the offer right before his first day. Another happy Feunix customer.

    By the way, Klutz, it looks as if some of the London banks will never use you again. Try getting into the US operations of DKW and Barcap. There is a load of work out there for the taking, and you will be getting none of it.

  • At 7:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Beware all aspiring Feunix partners. Whenever Chappy gets close to an employee, Klutz gets very jealous. Klutz is a conspiracy theorist, and thinks that Chappy is always looking to bring someone on as a partner in order to give him a backbone against Klutz.

    Chappy is looking for someone to contribute to the hotel fund, and has asked several Feunix employees to take shares in the haunted mansion.

    It is well known amongst the Feunix "elite" that Chappy and Klutz can't stand eachother. Give Chappy some drinks and stand back and listen to him rail about Klutz.

    These are two guys who are circling eachother, looking for opportunities to take eachother down. Their hatred is so intense that they don't notice the company that is collapsing around them.

  • At 10:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well going down is chappys style. Not sure if klutz would float his boat. From what I've heard chappy prefers "asians", which is one of the attractions of the chicks with dicks.

  • At 7:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Does anyone know thier haedcount now, it must be less than 20...?

  • At 10:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Heah, I suppose for a cool $250k Donna has been givin a lot of "da head".

  • At 4:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Saw chappy at the SIA show. He seemd to be walking according to some Brownian rule; pubing into nearby event goers in what seem a random fashion, alaon wich a goffy smile on his face.


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