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watching the decline and fall of a house of cards

Monday, October 09, 2006

Our cast of would be players

As the feunix game runs down, it's worth profiling the remaining (wanna be) players in our farce. As always, additional comments are always welcomed...

Klutz – our homer simpson lookalike and doughnut hoovering CEO/CFO has certainly drunk deep of the MBA kool aid. Klutz has been on a power trip since taking the helm of the house of cards and his “strategy” has driven the once viable business to the wall – thinks he’s a doer but in reality is just another source of hot air. Klutz will screw anyone to make a buck – do not bend over in front of this guy, ask any ex. partner or partner company – maybe this is to make up for him being the junior “partner” at home?

Chappy – where do you start with this wig wearing hapless cock gobbler – Chapman joined feunix as the dog turd on the shoe of a JP deal and has worked his hapless uncle act to screw over many a young (lady) boy that might get in his way. Engaged by day in a battle with Klutz over who gets out alive in the death march, Chappy also has the $3M loan on the shakey shack hanging over his head. With a double-ender of business disasters looming, Chappy and his illegal alian brother have a very worrying few months in front of them. Maybe the hapless chapster brothers should return to their blackpool (England) roots and try selling “Kiss-me quick” hats in Coney Island.

"Da Head" – former heroin addict and dock worker Donna is the feunix attack dog. A “meeting” with Donna is almost certain to result in getting the chop (it did for me). Not sure where the moniker “Da Head” came from, (anyone who’s met her will attest what a gruesome thought that would be), but a girls gotta do something to justify her $250k base.

New York based Hedge Fund, Cadence Capital: a very strange alliance even by feunix standards. It seems that the “Hedge fund” is little more than a shell trading operation set up by Dmitry Babayev and his girlfriend Paige Durivage, quite what Cadence will get out of the alliance with the house of cards is unclear; clearly klutz and co. will do anything to claim that they are another client in the ever expanding hedge fund practice, but what is the truth behind this partenership?

To date, our friend “Huge”, hasn’t been able to get much background on Dmitry (had to leave citco in a hurry – any link to feunix?) or Paige (rumoured to be a former Hooters girl). Maybe you have some more details you would care to share?

79 Comments:

  • At 2:07 PM, Anonymous Repost said…

    Everyone's talking about the Mexicans, but what about those dodgy Brits from Blackpool? A search of the NYS Department of State, Division of Corporations online database reveals a certain HOSPITALITY CONSULTING NEW YORK, LLC. Chappy's brother James has his H1B visa through this entity. Prior to joining HOSPITALITY CONSULTING, James was an illegal alien in the US for many years. He ran the New York Fashion Cafe at a loss (in fairness all the Fashion Cafes ran at a loss) and then worked for Cipriani's -- all while be a wetback. A recent conversation with certain parties in Duchess County New York indicate that James may still be illegal, since Chappy is not paying him according to Labor Department standards required under H1B.

    http://appsext5.dos.state.ny.us/corp_public/CORPSEARCH.ENTITY_INFORMATION?p_nameid=2964725&p_corpid=2957914&p_entity_name=%48%4F%53%50%49%54%41%4C%49%54%59%20%43%4F%4E%53%55%4C%54%49%4E%47%20%4E%45%57%20%59%4F%52%4B&p_name_type=%41&p_search_type=%42%45%47%49%4E%53&p_srch_results_page=0

    Selected Entity Name: HOSPITALITY CONSULTING NEW YORK, LLC
    Selected Entity Status Information Current Entity Name: HOSPITALITY CONSULTING NEW YORK, LLC
    Initial DOS Filing Date: SEPTEMBER 24, 2003
    County: DUTCHESS
    Jurisdiction: NEW YORK
    Entity Type: DOMESTIC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY
    Current Entity Status: ACTIVE
    Selected Entity Address Information DOS Process (Address to which DOS will mail process if accepted on behalf of the entity)
    HOSPITALITY CONSULTING NEW YORK, LLC
    89 FIFTH AVE STE 500
    NEW YORK, NEW YORK, 10003
    Registered Agent
    NONE

     
  • At 5:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Paige is now a "Senior Business Consultant" at Finetix. See the 4:15 session of this conference:

    http://www.ftfnews.com/index.php?mod=Events&op=read&id=3

     
  • At 5:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A few questions re Paige:

    - Did she work at Hooters?
    - Is she a replacement for da head? And, if so, what "duties" will she be performing?

     
  • At 6:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    At least it sounds as though Klutz is now thinking seriously about recruitment. Page in charge of da head sounds way cool - it's got to be better than the current employee inducement of a reach around from the chappy brothers.

     
  • At 12:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    From Paige's Presentation:

    Finetix is the leading Financial Services IT consulting firm specializing in delivering custom solutions to clients trading in Capital Markets. We have an unsurpassed track record in delivering technically excellent solutions frequently, reliably and with reduced risk.

    Paige has experience working in the front, middle and back offices of Asset Management and Financial Services firms and is well versed in technology and operations. Paige has worked for a variety of firms including Trust Company of the West (TCW), Mellon Financial Services, Citco Fund Services and Gruss & Co.

     
  • At 12:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "Paige has worked for a variety of firms including Mellon Financial Services"

    It makes sense that a Hooters Girl is in charge of the Mellons.

    Klutz spends his days in the office drooling after Paige, while the other spends his days drooling after Dmitri.

     
  • At 12:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "former heroin addict" - did this "da head" person really stop doing smack? Does the firm offer a decent methadone program? I've been hiding my bad behaviours since I've been here, but it sounds like maybe I should come clean.

    Queers, trannies, junkies, hookers, aliens, and some sleazy Al Goldstein guy running the joint. This place is great, and you are all just jealous!!

     
  • At 12:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Illegal aliens are the backbone of the garment industry.

     
  • At 1:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Makes you wonder about the kind of hold da head has over klutz. Klutzy knows of her heroin addiction and was the guy who brought her into feunix. He also approved paying her the $250k base.

    Maybe she keeps him supplied with duff, or maybe as a former colleage suggested she changes his diapers on a semi-regular basis.

     
  • At 1:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Illegal aliens are the backbone of the garment industry.

    Hear what your saying but the chapman brothers don't have a backbone between them.

     
  • At 4:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Not very professional

     
  • At 4:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Not very professional

    I'd have to agree: that is why the house of cards is about to fall.

     
  • At 7:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Da head ? shes outta town ...

     
  • At 8:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Can someone provide a pic of this Paige, and her cell phone number too? Is she full service?

     
  • At 8:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I actually heard that there have been a few heated exchanges between fatty and chappy culminating in an idle boast by the confident steve " I could throw that 90 lb blackpoolian over my shoulder " !!

     
  • At 8:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That's a very important proposition you've just raised: who would win in fight, chappy or klutz?

     
  • At 9:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I wouldnt put it past klutz to follow chapster into the bathroom and stick a shiv in his kidney

     
  • At 12:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yes, chappy would play by boxing rules but klutz would stick him in the back, most likely a shiv in chappy's right kidney in a dim water closet in midtown...

     
  • At 9:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Chappy would be an easy target anyway, on his knees servicing a glory hole.

     
  • At 12:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Two and a half months and counting....

    You heard it here first

     
  • At 3:06 PM, Anonymous Chip said…

    Crispin - you know everything, or you certainly know a lot. Spell it out for me - two and a half months and counting - does this mean they are going out of business at year end? I keep hearing rumors from the home office there are less than 20 people now - is it true??

    Thanks a ton.
    Chip 713-972-1157

     
  • At 6:30 PM, Anonymous Chapman said…

    That's a very good question. Tell us Crispin.

    thanks,

    Dave
    Phone: 212 983 9349
    Cell: 779 78331
    Email: davechap@earthlink.net

     
  • At 9:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    yes ... its down to under twenty.
    an out of control steve 'FAT'
    Katz ate two employees as of yesterday afternoon after complaining his 'cheese and bacon extravaganza ' wasnt satiswfying enough. I also heard he burped so loud the FDNY were called out

     
  • At 9:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    update : FBI are looking for an associate of congressman foleys going under the title chappy_free_candy ... chappy was heard to cry " i need me title "

     
  • At 11:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Mr. Chapman,

    We tried to call you on your cell. There are too many digits in the number.

    Please give us the correct number and we will clue you in with what is happening in your own company.

     
  • At 11:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sorry Crispin, that was a tipo

    Phone: 212 983 9349
    Cell: 917 797 8331
    Email: davechap@earthlink.net

     
  • At 10:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I see that feunix has at last developed a business strategy, news from chapster and klutz. Welcome back to the world of blogging guys!

     
  • At 11:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    dave, when we called you, the only things we heard on the line were the sounds of "slurp slurp slurp" and some british guy singing "I Fancy a Girl Like Me Mum". i see that you found a use for paige right away.

     
  • At 6:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Via Rhinecliff.org a video of the Chapman brothers in action. I've not seen chapman for a long time and forgotten about his strange mannerisms: spotting him nervously shifting from side to side and grinning like a fool reminded me of the asshole he truly is. Brother James is obviously going for the Brit conman in a suit act; wtf is he doing in Rhinecliff dressed like that? James, the people of Rhinecliff aren’t the fools you are taking them for.

     
  • At 9:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The brother looks like an absolute poof. You can only imagine what happens when the brothers are alone in that hotel together.

    I heard they have a special room for Paige (aka Belle Du Jour). On Wednesdays, it's the two-for-one special at The Rhinecliff.

     
  • At 9:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A flamin' dandy, our James is!

     
  • At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh my god! Look at how Chapman stumbled around like a clown. Even the master-of-ceremonies totally ignores Dave while he thanks the brother.

    Finetix employees: you can see for yourselves how foolish and incompetent your leader is in public. It is well known how he acts at sales calls. Adler used to tell the story about the time he and Chapman went to see some people at Wachovia, and how Chapman kept ignoring the clients questions and kept saying that they need several weeks to find people for a project if Wachovia could throw Finetix some work. Adler blogged about this, but Klutz made him change the blog entry.

    Look at Chapman and Klutz, and think for yourselves --- is this company really going anywhere? Will they be nothing more than a third-rate body shop? Will my career flourish while I am at Finetix? Will the ineptitude that Chapman shows in public reflect on you?

    Why are you still with Finetix?

     
  • At 6:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Chappy has been looking very tired and very old lately, don't you think?

     
  • At 1:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Classic chapman: the only thing missing from the video was the piss stain down the pant leg. I've got to agree with the poster who commented on the poof brother; the chapman brothers on a night out would make a frightening prospect, there'd be no more "micky munk" left in town.

     
  • At 12:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "Adler blogged about this, but Klutz made him change the blog entry."

    That's funny. Adler used to tell people at Finetix that, every time he posted a blog entry, Chapman would be on the phone with him asking him to change the blog posting, but always blaming it on Katz (probably cause Katz was too scared to call).

    C'mon Marc ... care to tell any good Feunix stories?

     
  • At 4:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Maldon seems to be blogging a great deal. Finetix cannot seem to place him with a client.

    Watch out for Donna's axe, Robert!

     
  • At 5:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Klutz thinks Maldon is a fool anyway - hates his blog pic. He reviewed all of the then existing finetix blogs when the original CRJ blog started to sting. The only thing that is saving Robert (and others) from the axe is klutz not wanting to visibly loose another employee.

    Klutz and Chappy need to be out by year end and can't be seen to lose any more people. If I were an employee at the house of cards I'd be asking klutz for a Donna style bonus, and making the most of it while looking for another job.

    I also heard that Klutz had someone employed to try and trace Crispin. Anyone know the details of that story?

     
  • At 9:00 PM, Anonymous Babe said…

    I was walking into the Lexington entrance of GC when a guy in a trench coat hailed me. At first I thought he was going to ask for money, but instead he showed me polaroid pics of disgruntled ex-employees and colleagues. "Is that Crispin?" he asked. I shook my head. "Is that Crispin?", and on and on he went...

    I'd had enough and was walking away, when he started asking, "Is it safe?", "Is it safe?". I said, "No. It's not safe, it's very dangerous, be careful.

    There was a tussle. The diamonds flew everywhere. I said, "You can keep them. You can keep as many as you can swallow."

     
  • At 11:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Financial services consulting firm Finetix recently announced its partnership with Cadence Capital Group LLC, a New York-based hedge fund specializing in options, aggressive long-short and delta-neutral strategies. According to Cadence cofounder Dmitry Babayev, the partnership was designed, in part, to avoid a hedge fund catastrophe of Amaranth-like proportions.

    "Experience shows that market risk is never completely understood and rarely properly quantified, as most recently evidenced by the debacle at Amaranth,” says Babayev. “In our partnership with Finetix we look forward to leveraging their depth of development experience in the capital markets to build an extensive analytical platform that will enhance our risk management methodology and help us control our exposure to future 'black swan' events.”

    David Chapman, CTO at Finetix, said Cadence's insight will help his firm continue to build its hedge fund practice while delivering solutions that fund managers need.

    "By partnering with a fund as focused on innovative strategies and fund operations as Cadence is, Finetix will be able to continuously align our technical knowledge with the changing needs of hedge fund managers," said Chapman, in a release

     
  • At 11:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "In our partnership with Finetix we look forward to leveraging their depth of development experience in the capital markets to build an extensive analytical platform"

    This means that Finetix will pull consultants off of billing clients in order to build a tool for Dmitry that he wll use in order to generate profits for himself.

    Or does this mean that Finetix is gets a certain percentage of the profits and absorbs a certain percentage of the losses (sort of a Raitt-like sponge)?

    This must be what Maldon is doing. Finetix cannot staff him on a paying client, so he must be in the office working on the Paige-a-tron-ator software project.

     
  • At 7:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

  • At 11:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Maldon is just a placeholder - this isn't meant to be disrespectful, Rob has done good work for Finetix. Klutz would 100% have fired him for being non billable by now; the only reason he hasn't is that he's desperate to get out by year end and can’t afford any further negative news.

    Nice website Paige. Can't see you being off the bench in a long time...

     
  • At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Is it true that Katz is brining James Chapman on in a PR role at Finetix? Perhaps the Rhinecliff video has opened Katz's eyes to who in the brothers is the actual salesman. I mean, if James could con Rhinecliff into letting them renovate that hotel-cum-tenament, then he must be able to sell SalesForce services to the unsuspecting.

     
  • At 6:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Until the video I hadn't seen James, and he's certainly the more polished of the brothers. It's always been clear that DC has been the stunt cock and not the wood man at Finetix; clearly the same is true in his other business ventures.

     
  • At 6:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    so when someone is fired for overstaying their welcome on the bench, david is disloyal, and when someone is allowed to stay on, its for show. tell me, how did you manage to get your head lodged that far up your arse?

     
  • At 7:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hmm, overstaying their welcome, interesting choice of words, the fact is that if they are still on the bench then the great sales team that is supposed to be the engine of Fuenetix has failed to find them a home. Its pretty clear from this blog, that once you hit the bench you have a limited amount of time before the axe falls, the reasons are many I assume. The biggest is most likely that you cut into what ever profits are being made in this house of cards, and I am sure there are those that look at this and break out into a nervous sweat.

    As far as allowing people to stay on the bench for show, hell why not, if it prevents a mass exodus from the place, then thats what you have to do, you may even be doing it because you have all this work that's just around the corner ( ha, heard that one before ).

    Who ever posted the last remark should try shoving their own head up their own ass, you ass is probably big enough that you will not need the lube.

     
  • At 8:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Someone defending Finetix?

    Adler used to do that, and look what that got him...

    Don't think that you'll be rewarded at Christmas time by Chappie and the Klutz for sticking up for them. More likely Klutz will stick a shank up your rear.

     
  • At 8:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    adler also has the maturity to move on with his life and not spend his time spreading juvenile gossip like a twelve year old girl

     
  • At 2:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I am a current employee of Finetix. I keep hearing that Finetix is being bought out by DecisionPoint.

    Can somebody shed some light on this?

    Thanks in advance.

     
  • At 10:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    3 more leaving the house of cards: a recruiter, an admin and a consultant. Doesn't that make the NYC headcount 16 now? (excluding Paige/Dimitri)

     
  • At 12:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Magmasystems blog posted about Devlin. Who are the other two to leave. Not Sweet Melissa!

     
  • At 4:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yup, Melissa is out. Shame.

     
  • At 4:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nice lady, so unlike dockworker Donna...

     
  • At 6:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Is Melissa a hire made by Klutz after her catering a party he had at home? I seem to recall stories that one of the admins was recruited in this way.

    Chapster "java" recruiting in the john has also been well documented. Is there nothing above board with these people?

     
  • At 10:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Melissa did most of the work that was meant for Donna to do. I bet that Melissa got paid a tenth of what Donna did. Maybe Melissa got fired for asking for Donna-type money.

    Donna gets paid at least $100K more than most of the people at Finetix. How does someone who is really bright and talented, like Ming Chen, feel when they see a construction worker make $100K more than they do for doing a quarter of the work in half the hours.

    Hurry up Donna .. it's Friday afternoon, and the 2:30 train is pulling out of Grand Central.

     
  • At 10:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think that Shirley was the recruiter who was hired by Klutz. She catered a party at his home which led him to believe that she would make a great recruiter...?!

     
  • At 5:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Crispin - Will there be a special Halloween edition of CRJ?

    Regards

     
  • At 8:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Everyday is halloween at this god forsaken company. The constant bloodshed, the back stabbing, and the mounds of rotting food laying around Klutz's desk is enough to make the toughest men/women/undecided to try and make a break from it all.

    I would love to see a CRJ special posting, oh what fun CRJ could have, but it all seems way to easy with this f**kup of a company.

     
  • At 2:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    in honor of this site, this Halloween i'm dressing up as anonymous.

     
  • At 11:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    in honor of this site, this Halloween i'm dressing up as anonymous -- stop being a silly old fag

     
  • At 11:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    How fat is kluts? Are there any stats on him?

     
  • At 11:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Less than two months, and the exodus begins. As soon as everybody's meager bonus checks come in, everyone will be gone.

    Our group has been receiving resumes from current Finetix employees who are interested in working in a respectful environment, where technical skills are valued, and true bonuses are given for hard work.

    Finetix employees have finally caught on to the sham that Katz and Chapman have made the company into. The laughing stock of the capital markets.

     
  • At 3:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    where do i send my resume?

     
  • At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    recruiting@lab49.com

     
  • At 11:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hear a rumor that the Chapman brothers are being investigated by the IRS. Anyone else heard this? What's the story?

     
  • At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    IRS, INS, DHS -- they don't care.

     
  • At 4:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I assume that the DHS are looking into the legality of Chappies toupee.

     
  • At 9:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    as michael caine would have said in ZULU ... "the bloody b@stardz"

     
  • At 10:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    They're taunting us...

     
  • At 10:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You guys can't imagine how much pleasure discovering this blog has given me. I'm from the old days when Finetix was EMC, and finding out that Klutz and Chappy are finally on their way to getting their just desserts has left a big smile on my face.

    I know Chappy, DLG from the early 90s and met DeSanti and Gomsi sometime in mid 90s before finally working for then end 90s.

    I was royally fucked over in 1999, and the scars are still there.

    Sad to hear how many others they've done over in the past few years.

    Other sadness is to see that AR seems to be held in nearly as much contempt as Chappy and Klutz. Pity, he was a good guy.

    Karma exists. What goes around, comes around. You'll be getting a few more hits soon, as I tell some other victims of your blog.

    The video is a classic - seeing Chapman's wig has put a smile on my face that'll be there for days!

     
  • At 3:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey previous poster, you sound like one of the old school.

    There's a bunch of us Ex-finetix shaftees that hang, that you should remember:

    ianflavell@yahoo.com

     
  • At 11:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Please share your past experiences with us, and please stay tuned. Things are a bit slow right now, but in 2007 we're expecting Chappy's complete financial and personal destruction, and we think it could be quite spectacular. There should be some other major news breaking as we plow through the holidays.

    Best Regards

     
  • At 2:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Don't think that Raitt is held in contempt by any of us. Sad fact that he is trapped in a fiscal responsibility with Chapman. He is a prisoner in the sinking ship, and liable for 10% of the haunted hotel's expenses.

     
  • At 3:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Chappie is a puppet with no brains. It's Katz that dictates everything in the company. Chappie can't even go to a sales meeting himself without holding one of his consultant's hands. All personnel decisions are made, rather ruthlessly, by Katz. If you are not bringing in the $$$, then you are gone, even if it is a week away from Christmas.

    Katz cannot even fire someone in person. He gets Donna to do all of his dirty work. This is why Donna gets $250K, and is guaranteed a job for life; because without her, Katz and Chappy would actually have to confront the employee to fire them. Unless, they were to send out one of their famous "Dear John" letters.

    The only reason why people are allowed to stay on the bench now is because of this blog.

    Just wait until after the new year, and you will see the shite really hit the fan over there.

     
  • At 10:13 AM, Blogger CRJ said…

    Welcome on board guys! We are in a bit of a holding pattern at the moment; but my man huge says that the year end is set to be explosive.

     
  • At 9:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Rate feunix here

     
  • At 8:21 PM, Anonymous paige said…

    PEOPLE -

    first let me thank you for having such an imagination...i only wish my abs looked that good!!

    further, i hate to rain on your parade but i have never worked for nor have been associated with hooters or any establishment of its kind.

    as for dmitry and my association with finetix, it has been a rewarding experience and we do not share in your frustrations.

    at this time i must ask that you refrain from posting further incorrect information directly or indirectly concerning myself, dmitry, or cadence capital group.

    thank you kindly and happy holidays

     
  • At 8:21 PM, Anonymous paige said…

    PEOPLE -

    first let me thank you for having such an imagination...i only wish my abs looked that good!!

    further, i hate to rain on your parade but i have never worked for nor have been associated with hooters or any establishment of its kind.

    as for dmitry and my association with finetix, it has been a rewarding experience and we do not share in your frustrations.

    at this time i must ask that you refrain from posting further incorrect information directly or indirectly concerning myself, dmitry, or cadence capital group.

    thank you kindly and happy holidays

     
  • At 3:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    To be sung to the tune of "Ben Nevis" by the Macc Lads:


    He squeezes in the office, all twenty four stones
    Gets three big macs, eats them on his own
    Quick trouser cough, Katz touches cloth,
    Fuck! Fuck! Abandon room! All the windows steaming up.

    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! The air in here is turning brown
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Get the fucking windows down
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Nevis gone and done a 'trump'!
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! I think the big fat twat has followed through

    Steve Katz filled the office with 'Eau de Turd'
    He would have swung for less gas at Nuremburg
    Four cheese pizzas, eight hot dogs, french fries, three big macs,
    For fuck sake, no one strike a match.

    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Everybody's choking to death
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Loud and sour botty breath
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Dig a trench, avoid the stench
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Katz, filthy, fat and flatulent.

    At a cheap deli, he gets baked beans
    Rectum rasp blows a hole in his jeans
    Everybody choking, nobody smoking
    He looks round, he blames Chapman, covered in a smelly fog.

    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! What the fuck has he been eating?
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! It must have had some rotten meat in
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! I've got tears in my eyes
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! I think a rat crawled up his arsehole and died.

     

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