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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Feinetux: a personal retrospective on a fucked company

Huge has again delivered the goods for us. In the long posting that follows I reproduce an e-mail exchange that he's had with a recently departed employee of the house of cards. It read like a retrospective on a truly fucked company, enjoy...

Hmm, where do I start

Working with Mike and Jeff, was a refreshing change from previous employers that I had, they had vision, and would take risks on the buisness side, that allowed the company to grow, and they rewarded hard work.

Enter Steve Katz, a devious, greedy, back stabbing dick, as soon as he started with Finetix, the politics within the company became a mine field, who knew nothing about running a compnay, he is a lawyer/CPA, and not a good one at that, the rumour is that he would never had made partner in his previous employment, he is a slob, rude, sleeps in meetings, and just overall a low class ass, that got lucky when he married a top class lawyer, that has no right to be running a company like finetix, he makes more enimies than friends, believes the whole world should revolve around him and no one else. I have heard that on many occasions he has physically threatened his partners in meetings when they have disagreed with him, he has thrown things at people, over turned desks, tried to use his physical size to intimidate people, this is all when he does not get his way, and when any one challenges his view. My understanding is that there where many projects that the company failed to get because of the fact that the prospective clients did not want anything to do with SK, now that's the sign of a good busness guy.

What to say about DC, he does not stand up to SK, the hotel is a serious distraction, which means that he does not really care about the F company, he needs as much money as he can get to get the hotel going, and really does not care how he gets it, even if it means screwing people over around him. He is supposed to tbe the head of Biz Development, thats a fucking joke, he has no clue and needed to bring someone else in to do that job. Never developed a business plan, and tried to run London on hear say and just dumb luck, he gets little to no respect from those that know him, he also does not like to be challenged, because that exposes his lack of thought behind much of what he does, as a partner of a company.

Hmm DLG, not much to say about this guy, other than he seemed to be always at client site, and that SK and DC where always very eager to keep him away from the office, I read into that, the fact that neither wanted him around to question what was going on, but then again who knows, he did not seem a very visible partner.

When I was there, none of partners seems to have any respect or trust for each other, no sence of togetherness, no sence of direction and no sence of company spirit

One question that really needs to be asked in an open forum is;

Do the employees have any confidence in where SK and DC are taking the firm, and what's in it for the employees? what have they promised over the years, and have they ever come thru on a consistant basis for the employees? Where's the ongoing training for the employee's?

As without the employee's they have no company, because bottom line is that neither DC or SK are worth the salaries they are paying themselves (700k +), and do not have the ability to earn even a fraction of that in the open market.

My views from the many years that I worked there. I have been lied to by both DC and SK I know this for a fact and SK has misrepresented me on more than one occasion with other members of staff. He loves to have one on one meetings with people, with no DC or DLG involved, so that he can manipulate people into his view of the world, I think his ultimate goal was to take the company from DC and DLG, he already achieved that with Jeff and Mike. DLG left to the shock of both SK and DC, but to be honest I think that just heloped out SK to beat up on DC and ultimatly get DC out of the picture so that he could have the company to himself.

Enjoy, and do your thing.

No further comment required from me. Your comments/opinions are. as always, appreciated.

84 Comments:

  • At 8:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nice post for a guy who just got fired from the company. Gents, grow a pair and come say it to our faces.

     
  • At 10:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Who just got fired?

     
  • At 11:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I guess they promoted Neil "Jakko" Palmer to Chief Bouncer at The Hotel.

     
  • At 2:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sullivan just got fired. Who is next?

     
  • At 9:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Did they fire Sullivan so as not to pay him his monies?

     
  • At 11:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It's typical Finetix and Katz to sack someone right at Christmas, before having to pay out any bonus money. Katz has no respect for other people's holidays, and I am sure that he did not think twice about making Sullivan's holiday season miserable. While Katz was doing the dirty deed, I'm sure that Chapman had that famous shit-eating grin on his face.

    Sullivan was a good guy whose job was made impossible by Chapman. Sullivan was not allowed to call into many of the accounts, like JP Morgan and Morgan Stanley. As a result, he was rarely able to place consultants at new clients.

     
  • At 10:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gents, grow a pair and come say it to our faces. -- Yeah, and then what happens?

     
  • At 5:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Come on over and find out, chump. Why do you hide who you are? Sullivan got fired because he's incompetent. A legend in his own mind, much like this blog.

     
  • At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sullivan was incompetent? So it took you close to 3 years to decide this, sounds like it's you anon poster that is incompetent. and why do you hide? embarrased by the antics of your bosses, you should be !!!!!!

     
  • At 2:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The workings of your mind are so "intricate" "Crispin", like daytime soap operas. Come on. Are you a woman? A man? Transgendered? Who are you? Why are you hiding?

     
  • At 3:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Let me correct the other anonymous poster's comment. Well, the part about Sully, not the part about Crispin. Crispin is a little girl who got fired from the firm and now posts anonymously so no one knows it was the same imcompetent loser who got fired years ago. Sully, on the other hand, did know something about selling. The problem was, he's a pretty negative chap. His attitude in the office was a detriment to the rest of this colleagues. At least, that's what my man Huge told me in a private conversation. Thanks, Huge. You are the man!

    And yeah, come on Crispy. If you aren't embarrassed by your own rantings, let us know who you are.

     
  • At 4:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Someone defending Finetix?

    Has to be Avery. He has his head so far up Katz's ass right now, trying to replace DLG as the new partner.

    Watch out, Jonnie Boy. Chapman might ask you to chip in to the haunted hotel.

     
  • At 4:35 PM, Anonymous Loa said…

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  • At 4:45 PM, Anonymous Huge said…

    Hi all. This is the (in)famous Huge. I used to be a friend of Crispy. But since he got fired from Fab69, in addition to Finetix, I finally see that he is indeed a little girl who really needs to get a life and move on from his petty attacks on his other former employers.

    After all, he can't claim that this blog is a "recruiting tactic" for Fab69 anymore. So now it's just a place for him to make up for the emptiness in his little life, since he has no job, in addition to no wife anymore.

    Dude, for your own good, get up, get outside and get some fresh air. Try match.com or something. And I can get you the number of a good recruiter if you want.

    'Nuf said.

    -Huge

     
  • At 7:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    People who quit Finetix for Fab69:

    Matt Davey
    Amity Black
    Ross Hamilton

    Any others?

     
  • At 5:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I find it very interesting that the people who are saying grow a pair and say it to our faces have never identified themselves. It makes it very hard for Crispin to say anything to thier faces.

    If it is Klutz and Chappy doing the talking I find it even more interesting since they have never said anything to anyones face. In fact, the only thing that I've seen Klutz grow a pair of in the last few years is a pair of man boobs. Chappy has been trying to grow a couple of brain cells but so far no luck.

    They keep on saying "come down here" and "come over here and find out chump". They have definitly watched to many Steven Segal movies.

    Where is "here"? What are we to find out? If it is Klutz and Chappy making these veiled threats it seems odd since they couldn't beat up a man in an iron lung. Although Chappy could fart on his head.

    I say let the "our faces" crowd reveal themselves. Then we could see a fair fight between the "our faces" and the mysterious Crispin.

    I don't know about the other bloggers but I see reality TV potential here. Sort of Mexican professional wrestling meets The Office/Your Fired. The names alone would be worth the price of admission. Klutz as "El Grande Pendeho" (just imagine that form in red spandex) Chappy as "El Pequeno Cerebro" against Crispin as "El Grande Misterio".

     
  • At 3:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Chappy is too slope shouldered for conflict. Klutz has been gasping for air for years just to get out of his chair or talk. They both seem very vulnerable and frail.

    And Avery is a midget misn't he?

     
  • At 3:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The new guy, Dimitry, looks like a real bruiser. He was a bodyguard at Scores, where Paige danced for a while.

     
  • At 3:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Without Sullivan Finetix are screwed, he had been banned from calling existing accounts, but without his calls into new accounts they are screwed anyway. So many of their guys fail the tech screening that existing clients have mostly lost faith in them anyway. Though there have been many bigger "name" losses this year, the biggest fuck-up klutz made was in firing Adler - the guy had the interests of the company at heart and was prepared to stand up and be counted. Chris' exit has been on the cards for a long time - Donna hates the guy - my theory on him lasting so long is to avoid a law suit as Donna (a "Director") has verbaly abused Chris in public many times.

    Crispin, if you are transgendered, maybe you should return to Finetix. It sounds as though Chapman is in need of some "she-cock" action.

     
  • At 9:57 AM, Anonymous Anon Y Mouse said…

    Good point anonymous. Donna has always hated Sully, and I've heard a few of her tirades against him. Sully, if you want to sue them, I'll be your witness.

     
  • At 6:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Word is that Donna is saying she is a Partner now.

     
  • At 6:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Good for donna. What does this mean for Avery?

    If it is true that Donna is a Partner, then DC should watch out, as Donna is a big time suckup to SK, and that she will side with Steve, which leaves DC way out in the cold, perhaps to the point where he is booted out from this cosy little earner.

     
  • At 10:08 PM, Anonymous Because I Care said…

    I see Crispin wrote a bunch of anonymous posts pretending to be other folks without lives. Loser. Sorry it took me so long to respond from my original post. I have a life, for better or worse.

    I would like to apologize for my other post about Sully. The second anonymous poster was right. It was more his attitude than any lack of ability. Sully, good luck in your search.

    As for Little Girl Crispy, when you do everyone else the courtesy of revealing who you are, then I will let you know who I am. If you're so proud of the crap you say, it shouldn't be a big deal to give us the benefit of your name and how you know the whole crew.

    As for where "over here" is, you know where the office is, pussy. I know you have free time on your hands, so drop on by. The main reason I'm pissed off and bothered to give you some amusement was because your shit is lies. That marks you as a true loser there. Move on dude. How bad could they have broken your ego?

    I've actually got better things to do with my time, so over and out. I hope you get a life and leave this behind. Focus on finding a new job, man.

     
  • At 3:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    How can you have a good attitude when you are constantly being denied access to the most lucrative accounts?

    I can't put the blame on Sullivan for being negative.

     
  • At 5:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A partner’s partnership interest may be terminated by the consent of the partners for cause. Upon the termination of a partner’s partnership interest for cause, the terminated partner will be entitled to receive within 180 days a distribution of their capital account in the firm as of the date of termination of the partner’s partnership interest.

    Cause shall mean: (a) the commission by the partner of any act or omission that would constitute a felony under federal, state or equivalent foreign law in jurisdictions where the firm is passively or actively engaged in doing business, (b) the commission by the partner of any act of moral turpitude or (c) fraud, dishonesty or other acts or omissions that result in a breach of any fiduciary or other material duty to the firm and/or its subsidiaries or (d) a breach of this agreement.

     
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  • At 10:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If Crispin worked for Feinetux and Fab49, and if Crispin just got divorced (or his wife passed away), then can't someone figure out who Crispin is? But how could Crispin get fired by Feinetux years ago and also have just been fired by Fab49? Can someone please explain??

    "Crispin is a little girl who got fired from the firm and now posts anonymously so no one knows it was the same imcompetent loser who got fired years ago."

    "I used to be a friend of Crispy. But since he got fired from Fab69, in addition to Finetix, I finally see that he is indeed a little girl who really needs to get a life and move on from his petty attacks on his other former employers."

    "After all, he can't claim that this blog is a "recruiting tactic" for Fab69 anymore. So now it's just a place for him to make up for the emptiness in his little life, since he has no job, in addition to no wife anymore."

    "People who quit Finetix for Fab69:

    Matt Davey
    Amity Black
    Ross Hamilton"

     
  • At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dimitry a.k.a. 'because I care', now that you have discovered the internet, may I suggest that you ask chapman to direct you to the required ladyboy porn forums. Look at what happened to Adler when he 'cared' and learn from that. Adler posted some solid stuff and yet still got screwed by kultzco.

    Maybe you should pass Paige on to Sully - at least he seems to know what to do with a woman.

     
  • At 3:32 PM, Blogger CRJ said…

    No, I am not Brant Arseneau. He is way too camp for me. I left feunix in 2003 - chapster knows who I am - and haven't worked for Fab.

     
  • At 8:28 PM, Anonymous because i'm an asshole said…

    Thanks Crisp, your the best!!!

     
  • At 1:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dmitry - After a hard day in the mines, I usually head for the west side about 53rd and 10th. Why dont you meet me there? Some Cuban guys will kick your head in, then we can go out on the street and find you a decent chic. Hotshot traders need hot babes!!! Paige's hair is thinning and her face is falling apart and you don't want a bald girlfriend man.

     
  • At 2:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What makes you all think that Dimitry is here?

    For my money, it's Ratatat that is evangelising.

    And everyone knows that Crisp is Damian Guy.

     
  • At 11:00 AM, Anonymous i'm stupid said…

    What makes you all think that Dimitry is here? -- Well, someone on this blog said he was here!!!!

     
  • At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Can't believe that it's taken so long to "finger" CRJ. We've known for ages that the original agile shill crispin was johnny and that his bench buddy Damian took up the mantle. At least John had a sense of humour - his shift as crispin was funny; Damian was almost permanently bummed at the way he felt he was treated by Katz and Chapman and hates them both with a passion. The only unknown is who is the mole huge?

     
  • At 11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    So Crispin is a couple of queers from Londontown? Amazing.

     
  • At 3:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Crispin, Damian, John or whomever it might be: YOU ROCK Someone needs to put the truth out there.

    The owners of this failing company are looking for "career opportunities" on their Linkedin profiles. Look under the favourite Partners profile, Katzz ,Chapman or Thomson.

    http://www.linkedin.com/profile?viewProfile=&key=2954128&fromSearch=1&sik=1168056351802&split_page=1&rd=in&goback=%2Esrp_1_1168056351523_in%2Esrp_2_1168056351698_in%2Esrp_1_1168056351802_in

     
  • At 11:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    So what is the annual staff turnover in this place?

     
  • At 11:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Based on other postings, I would estimate that they went from near 60 this time last year to low 20s (billing) today. After years of neglect they were forced to close down the London and Toronto offices. No new clients.

     
  • At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The reason Finetix was forced to close down it's London office was because all the London employees left end of Q1 2006.

    After been ignored by NY and seeing numerous fellow employees fired to avoid having to pay out a bonus, the few remaining employees gave Katz & Chapman the two fingered salute and left.

    The only reason there's still a Finetix office in London is because the lease hasn't run out yet. Other than that it's dead.
    So if any would-be squatters want somewhere to live in central London, the address is "Finetix, York House, 78 Queen Victoria Street, London".

     
  • At 12:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    And ditto for any would-be pikeys in case they haven't properly cleared the place and there's anything left there worth nicking. Ooops sorry ratboy Chapman's already been there and done that.

     
  • At 7:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Do people know that the original owners of Finetux have teamed up with good olde Lab49?

    http://www.lab49.com/news/NewsDetails.aspx?story=28

     
  • At 7:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Looks like the Fagmus Gents of Fintux has another law suit coming their way.

     
  • At 8:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Looks as if fucnix's has a bragging list of clients.
    http://www.finetix.com/work/clients.aspx

    Most of whom wouldn't use them again.

    Barclays Capital (thrown out)
    CIBC (thrown out)
    Citigroup (1 Qa)
    CSFB (Thrown out after 1 month)
    Deutsche Bank (Soon to be thrown out, Lab49 taking it)
    Dresdner Kleinwert Wasserstein (let Lab49 take it)
    JP Morgan Chase including (1 person, soon to be thrown out)

    heritage:(years of Desanti)
    Lehman Brothers (1 month project, 7 yrs ago)
    Merrill Lynch (3 month project,6 yrs ago)
    Royal Bank Of Canada (1 person)

     
  • At 8:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sleepy Katzzzs still on:
    Trials with heroin cost more than methodone, but their advocates say that the cost of crime makes them justified

    Truck driving DaHead- sacked the habit a few years back.

     
  • At 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Does anyone really think Gomsi and DeSanti were all that good? After all they were mad enough to get involved with Klutz...

     
  • At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A Recap of 2006

    Gemma and Damian quit

    Nolan quits and starts own consulting form

    Crispin Blog born/reborn

    Matt, Pin and Deglan quit, in the wake of Barcap fiasco. Finetix closes London office, and all 3 go immediately to Lab49 where they pick up DKW as a client

    Toronto office is closed

    Bob Otterberg quits to go to EDS.

    Denton Sy is fired.

    David Lattimore-Gay, a Finetix partner, quits for "health reasons"

    Amity and Ross quit to go to Lab49. Ross tells all to anyone who listens.

    Gendelman and Resnick quit. Gendelman starts successful consulting company.

    Neo quits/fired.

    Ognjen quits/fired.

    Donna gets offer from Lab49, and then negotiates a $250,000 salary from Finetix to stay with the firm.

    One of the Indians quits and goes to Citi.

    Tommy Hilfilger contract starts and ends in one day

    Adler get fired for defending Finetix on CRJ during Morgan Stanley hours. Goes to Citi as SVP.

    Hiring of Dmitry and Paige, two ex-Citgo employees who try to help Finetix get into the hedge fund marketplace.

    Donnan quits and goes to Merrill.

    Kluzak quits and goes to OnTrade.

    Haunted Hotel ceremony. Chapman stands besides his brother, shifting nervously and not saying a word

    Alliance with ex-Salesforce employees

    Nigel Edesham quits

    Sullivan gets fired

    Melissa quits

    Continued loss of consultants at JP Morgan. Ashworth loses confidence in Finetix.

    Lab49 continuing to win positions at Morgan Stanley, Citigroup, DeutscheBank.

    Imminent loss of contract at DeutscheBank

    Finetix consultants flood the street with resumes



    Anything that I've forgotten?

     
  • At 12:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gents, you hide in your little rooms and post nonsense about Finetix. Come up and see us if you want to discuss further.

    Since I have been at Finetix, we have won new business all over the place. Our hedge fund practice is thriving. We are poised to place additional consultants at DeutscheBank.

    We fired Sullivan because he did not contribute anything to the company. From what I heard, we were losing money by paying Matt Davies about $260,000 per year. So, some of the things that you mentioned in the posting were actually positives for us.

    We hoipe to make Finetix the number 1 consulting organization in the hedge fund world.

    One more thing .. if you continue to insult Paige here, I will personally knock your blocks off.

     
  • At 1:57 PM, Anonymous Lets get real said…

    Sorry, whilst I try and stop laughing at the poor un-educated poster. You mention Matt Davies was getting 260K a year (he was the best technical talent in the firm, he was on billing, he was an excellent resource, and worth every penny), now perhaps you should look inward at the current partners at the moment, they pay themselves 650K a year each (1.3Million a year just for two people), and then take a cut of the yearly profits, now from what I see this is day light robbery, neither actually does any serious work, neither of them are on billing, neither of them have any formal training in running a business, and neither of them give a rats ass about the employees that make it possible for them to steal that money. If the two partners where serious about the future of the firm, they would both take a serious paycut and take a piece of the profits, so that the rest could be invested in the employees and the future of the firm, but we all know that will never happen, because they do not care about the long term future, they have no belief that the firm will survive, they are greedy SOB's.

    So previous anon poster you should take a step back, and take a look at the whole picture and think for yourself rather than believe the shit that you are being feed by Klutz and Chappy, remember they could not give a rats ass about you or anyone else in the firm.

     
  • At 1:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It's good to see Dmitry posting here and adding his own unique perspective. With a bit of luck he will now stop posting on CraigsList; I was getting sick and tired of his constant postings offering to suck the cock of any fund manager on the street - he can now leave that in the capable lips of Paige and the Chapster.

     
  • At 5:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Wasn't this fellow Dmitry a hedgefund manager or something? Who is paige?

     
  • At 6:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Thouggh I only worked with Cris Sullivan for a few months, he was the main reason for openning relationships here with ABN, Barclays and Dresdner.

     
  • At 11:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Can you reprint one of Dimitry's ads on craigslist?

     
  • At 9:52 AM, Anonymous Dimitry said…

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/263874456.html

     
  • At 10:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sullivan did open all of the relationships with the clients that the previous poster names, he then had to hand them over to Chapman who ensured that the account got fucked. Wake up Klutz, you know this is true, you fired the wrong guy (again).

     
  • At 11:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Brings a new meaning to the word "host".

    Is Paige the new hostess up at Feunix?

     
  • At 5:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That's what I heard. Paige "handles" any clients that don't care for chapman treatment.

     
  • At 12:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Has anybody jumped ship in the new year? When does Feunix pay out their bonuses?

     
  • At 6:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Not sure if anyone has jumped ship yet but I can shed some light on the bonus fiasco. The first bonus is paid on the anniversary of joining - one month before this point is the most likely time you can expect to be canned. Following this, it gets paid towards the start of the next full year - Feb if I recall correctly. So assuming you had started in the fall (when everyone else was leaving) you would get your first bonus in fall '07, the second in Feb '09 and the annually thereafter. If you make bonus 2 then you seem to be safe.

     
  • At 9:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    > One more thing .. if you continue
    > to insult Paige here, I will
    > personally knock your blocks off.

    OK. She's a whore, a cunt and a slapper. She sucks Katz's cock and if Chapman wasn't such an arse-bandit she'd suck his cock.

     
  • At 11:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Is Dimitry greek? It would explain a lot if he is, Paige must have got a taste for being regularly cornholed from somewhere...

    To the last poster: the image of Paige, Chappy or anyone else giving Klutz head is so gross I almost lost the contents of my stomach.

     
  • At 11:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This is Dmitry,

    Your IP address has been recorded, and is being corrolated with a home address. Please expect legal papers to arrive in the next few days.

     
  • At 8:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Is Neil Palmer, Alex Raitt or Marc Horta still at Fintix?

     
  • At 11:06 PM, Anonymous klutz watcher said…

    Can someone please verify this so we can update our records?

    Klutz IP Address: 67.86.222.53
    Reverse DNS: ool-4356de35.dyn.optonline.net.
    ISP: Optimum Online (Cablevision Systems)
    ASN: 6128
    ASN Name: CABLE-NET-1

    Klutz Hostname: IBM613D726870F

    Klutz Home Address
    (correlated, cross-referenced,
    and KGB-Certified)
    115 Cutler Rd
    Greenwich CT 06831

     
  • At 11:09 PM, Anonymous klutz watcher said…

    Look, here’s Klutz downloading the whole CRJ1 blog by hand in May 2006


    Domain Name optonline.net ? (Network)
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  • At 12:05 AM, Anonymous קְפִיצַת הַדֶּרֶךְ said…

    These apper to be Klutz IP address, but we not gonna do a trace on them coz we all got a life!!
    24.44.2.7
    64.75.131.124
    24.44.114.139
    24.44.112.48
    24.44.112.48
    67.86.222.53

    This one 63.240.63.72 look like his palm device

     
  • At 2:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This is Dmitry,

    I need a body rub and prostate massage. Can you milk my prostate?

     
  • At 5:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    When we made Paige pull a train this weekend we thought - man she gonna tell that Dmitry and he gonna come lookin for us. But she liked it way too much. She wouldn't leave us alone and followed us to the west side where we left her with a group of fag hags at 5am.

     
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  • At 11:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "Fart on me Carlos, shit on me."

     
  • At 11:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "Fart on me Carlos, shit on me." Said David Chapman while trying to recruit a "Java guy".

     
  • At 3:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    To be sung to the tune of "Ben Nevis" by the Macc Lads:


    He squeezes in the office, all twenty four stones
    Gets three big macs, eats them on his own
    Quick trouser cough, Katz touches cloth,
    Fuck! Fuck! Abandon room! All the windows steaming up.

    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! The air in here is turning brown
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Get the fucking windows down
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Nevis gone and done a 'trump'!
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! I think the big fat twat has followed through

    Steve Katz filled the office with 'Eau de Turd'
    He would have swung for less gas at Nuremburg
    Four cheese pizzas, eight hot dogs, french fries, three big macs,
    For fuck sake, no one strike a match.

    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Everybody's choking to death
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Loud and sour botty breath
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Dig a trench, avoid the stench
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Katz, filthy, fat and flatulent.

    At a cheap deli, he gets baked beans
    Rectum rasp blows a hole in his jeans
    Everybody choking, nobody smoking
    He looks round, he blames Chapman, covered in a smelly fog.

    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! What the fuck has he been eating?
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! It must have had some rotten meat in
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! I've got tears in my eyes
    Gas! Gas! Quick lads! I think a rat crawled up his arsehole and died.

     
  • At 3:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    And in case anyone missed this first time round, to be sung to the tune of "Now He's A Poof", also by the Macc Lads:


    One of my best mates came from Macc, we used to go out pulling crack
    Now I know that was just a farce, he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse.
    He's got scabs from snogging other men, we're never going to talk to him again.
    He's gone all nesh, he's making us sick, we wouldn't give him cheese of us dicks.

    Now he's a poof, we can't handle it
    Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits
    Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits

    He's gone to pot, shaved his head, he's got some black bloke sleeping in his bed
    AIDs and herpes? He's got them, the evidence is written all over his bottom.
    Now he's a poof, he's got gonhorrea
    Now he's a poof, he's a fucking queer,
    Now he's a poof, he can't hold his fucking beer

    He's never in the pub, he's no fun, sores and scabs all over his bum
    We'll have to pin him down on the deck,
    And pour some Boddies down his fucking neck.
    Poof! He's an arse bandit
    Poof! He doesn't like girl's tits
    Poof! His willy is covered in shit

    Poof! He's a fucking slob
    Poof! He's got a shitty knob
    Poof! He's got spunk all over his gob

    Poof! He's a mincing gay. Poof! He's full of AIDs. Poof! He likes his buttocks splayed.
    Poof! Tunnel tester, orifice officer, sausage jockey, pillow biter, uphill gardener, rear admiral,
    Brown hatter, shirtlifter, anal adjuster, rectum rifler, turd burglar, arse bandit.

     
  • At 3:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I presume that the last post is in honour of "chappy"?

     
  • At 4:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Just so Paige & Dmitri don't feel left out, here's one to be sung to the tune of "Sweaty Betty" also by the Macc Lads:


    She wears big knickers and she works for a cunt called Dmitry.
    He got his hands down her jeans and he nearly lost half his arm.
    But 'cos he's so sad, she looked quite fit,
    He couldn't wait to get his hands on her flabby tits.
    Slap that and ride the ripples, he had to get his gob round her greasy nipples.
    Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.

    Sweaty Paige Durivage, she's very large.
    Sweaty Paige, she's got enormous thighs,
    Sweaty Paige, have you smelled her breath?
    Sweaty Paige, she'd crush a man to death.

    And Katz knew she wanted him to screw her, so he stabbed her cunt with his circumsized dagger.
    He couldn't believe the size of her bum,
    She used to work for Hooters 'cos she made the manager cum.
    He'd seen nowt like it since the day he were born,
    But you know Katz, he'll screw owt that's warm.

    Sweaty Paige Durivage, she's very large.
    Sweaty Paige, she's got massive tits,
    Sweaty Paige, she's got a huge vagina,
    Sweaty Paige, you'd fit a bus inside her,
    She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
    She's like a lump of lard
    But Sweaty Paige their willies hard.

     
  • At 4:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yeah, poof post was about chappy. Wanted to repost the chappy song, but screwed up and sent original lyrics. Funnier and better the the Katz & Paige tunze. Here's the correct repost:

    There was a slimy cunt, he came from Finetix.
    He used to go out swindling clients.
    Now we know it were just a farce,
    'Cos he's got lies dribbling out of his arse.

    He's got debts from buying a daft hotel.
    And he can just walk straight to hell.
    He's gone all broke, he's making us sick.
    We wouldn't give him cheese off us dicks.

    Now he's a cunt! We can't handle it.
    Now he's a cunt! He does curry shits.
    Now he's a cunt! He fucks up projects wherever he sits.

    He's gone to pot, got a toupee on his head,
    He's got some twat Katz sleeping in his bed.
    Fake CVs - he's got the set!
    The evidence is written all over the net.

    Now he's a cunt! He's got no idea.
    Now he's a cunt! He's a fucking queer.
    Now he's a cunt! He can't hold his fucking beer.

    He's always in the pub - he keeps clients waiting,
    He can only get a girlfriend by going speed-dating.
    We'll have to pin him down on the deck
    And poor some strychnine down his fucking neck.

    Cunt! He's a code bandit!
    Cunt! His programming is shit!
    Cunt! He's a total git!

    Cunt! He's a fucking slob!
    Cunt! He's got an ingrown knob!
    Cunt! He's got curry all over his gob!

    Cunt! He's a fucking turd!
    Cunt! He hasn't got a bird!
    Cunt! The feds want a word!
    Cunt! Twat! Wanker! Arsehole! Knob Head! Fuck Wit! ...

     
  • At 8:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    How about a ditty for the heroin fiend?

     
  • At 6:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Lets try to steer away from these motley songs and stick to solid journalism documenting how poorly these guys are doing in the market, ok?

     
  • At 11:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Is Donna in rehab?

     
  • At 2:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Has she been not going into the office? Everyone should take their vacation days in Jan and Feb and ready for the departure.

     
  • At 10:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sullivan is going to fry their ass in court - Klutz has fucked him on comp and Donna has publicly subjected him to vile verbal abuse - my guess would be that this would be the last card in the house of cards.

     
  • At 10:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I would love to be a fly on the wall at this court case. Sullivan has plenty of Finetix employees and ex-employees who, under oath, would testify that the Finetix management was abusive to him.

    I think that Chapman better start divesting his holdings in the Haunted Mansion to start paying for this. Maybe layoff around 20% of staff.

     
  • At 2:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Just don't see Klutz wanting this to go to court as the weight of evidence against fucknetix is just too much. When Lattimore left there was no public story from either party, but the word from Tony was that they settled out of court to avoid the shady sccounting practices being exposed, it was the discovery of these practices that made Lattimore jump ship. A while back someone mentioned Klutz taking one of the London guys to court and loosing, was this Damien Guy(aka Crispin)? And, what was the full story?

     

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